We were raised on television. It was our babysitter, our first date, and the broadcast version of comfort food. Armed with a psyche full of pop culture, nostalgia, and an unabashed desire to save viewers from boring commercials, Big Opposable Thumb sets to flip the channel on boring spots and encourage the audience to put off that potty break for just 30 more seconds. Our compelling stories, snappy dialog, and fine-tuned budgets bring a welcome change to broadcast advertising.